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COFEE & DECAF

There have been some very odd things going on in computer forensics over the last few weeks.

First, Microsoft’s COFEE incident response tool leaked onto the internet. COFEE had previously only been available to law enforcement organisations, so having it leak to the public kicked up a bit of storm with people trying to work out just exactly what it is capable of doing. The answer turned out to be “not very much”. Rather than being the ultimate secret backdoor that some early media reports made it out to be, COFEE is more like a glorified shell script that pulls down volatile memory to a USB stick.

Inevitably, someone released a tool aiming to disrupt COFEE’s execution. DECAF was released earlier this week, but a couple of things about it seemed a little strange. It’s website offered the tool for download, but in a binary only distribution. Perhaps it’s just me, but I find it quite hard to trust security tools that don’t release their source code. Another quirk was that the DECAF website contained an EULA for the software prohibiting reverse engineering or disassembly (Which also contained references to Skype of all things!). It all seemed to go against the ethos of full disclosure in computer security.

I downloaded a copy, and planned to play with it over this weekend (I’ve just handed in my final piece of MSc coursework for the semester today!), but there’s another twist:

The DECAF website has been updated to remove any links to the software and instead shows an odd message claiming that all copies of DECAF have been disabled, ending with a passage from the Bible!

As I’ve been writing this I’ve been listening to an interview with DECAF’s developer on the Cyberspeak podcast which seems to have been recorded before the tool was taken down. It’s interesting, but it doesn’t really make things any clearer with regard to the developers motivations or the manner in which the tool was released.

Fantasy Football is a Strange Game

My fantasy NFL league held its draft this afternoon. I think I came out of it with a pretty good team for once, but mostly due to some really strange moves in the first couple of rounds!

For those unfamiliar with fantasy American football, the idea is to pick a team of players who score points based on their statistical performance throughout the NFL season. The teams are picked using a draft system, where players take turns picking one NFL player at a time until the rosters are filled, which usually takes 14 rounds. In our fantasy draft, the picking order alternates between rounds so that the player with the last pick in one round gets the first pick in the next (For example, in my 12-team league I was picking at #3 in the odd-numbered rounds and at #10 in the even ones).

Generally, running backs are the highest scoring position (and thus, are taken first), followed by a couple of elite quarterbacks and a number of wide receivers. Kickers and defences (mostly) don’t score many points and are usually taken in the last couple of rounds to fill compulsory roster spots.

With third pick I had expected to get an elite running back in the first round, then miss the majority of the top backs and have a shot at Drew Brees, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady at quarterback in the bottom of the second. Only half of that happened…

Brees and Peyton Manning went off the board with the first two picks, leaving me with Adrian Peterson who is generally considered the best fantasy pick of the last few seasons! The first real surprise was the Steelers defence going at #6, followed by Ben Roethlisberger (A huge reach for a solid back-up fantasy quarterback)! Brady was taken at #9, which I thought was a bit of a reach, but understandable with the top two QBs gone. The last pick of the first round was the Patriots defence, which is a bit of a mystery to me, especially with so many of the top running backs still available.

Not that I’m complaining of course. The odd first round meant I was able to get another quality RB at the bottom of the second, and an elite receiver in the third. Add a serviceable quarterback in Tony Romo and I’ve the makings of a pretty good team this year. Hopefully…